Free profile audit · written review $19
Six photos.
Which order?
Drop the whole set and every photo is scored and ranked on your phone, free, without leaving it. Then, if you want the part the numbers can't do — the order argued, what each photo says about you, what's missing and what to shoot — the written review is $19.
Free · no signup · nothing uploaded
Drop your 2–6 photos.
The ones on your profile now, plus any you're considering. Each is scored on your phone — nine measurements — and ranked into the order the numbers suggest. Nothing leaves your device.
Free. The written review — the order argued, what each photo signals, what's missing, reshoot briefs — is $19 afterwards, if you want it.
The written review
Five parts, written for your photos
01
Your lineup, argued
Which photo opens, which follow, which get cut — and why, photo by photo, not asserted from a score.
02
Photo by photo
What each frame reads as to a stranger in one second, what works, what hurts, and the fix — with the audit's own measurements cited where they carry the point.
03
What the set is missing
Opener, full body, social, activity, candid: which slots you cover, which you don't, and what a viewer concludes from the gap.
04
Reshoot briefs
Two to four shots to go and take this weekend, specific enough to hand to a friend with a phone: where, when, how far, what to wear, where the camera sits.
05
Bio rewrite
Paste your bio or prompts and you get a verdict on reply-ability plus a rewrite in your own register — one concrete detail a stranger can answer.
See it
A full sample review
Read one end to end before you buy. The photos are AI demonstrations; the review is the real thing.
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How it works
Audit, then decide.
- 1
Audit — free
Drop 2 to 6 photos. Scored and ranked on your phone in seconds. Nothing is uploaded.
- 2
Pay, if you want the review
Stripe checkout, card or wallet. Your photos stay on your device until this moment, then go once to the review.
- 3
Read
The review is written in a minute or two and appears on the next page. Print it, keep the link, it's emailed too.
Privacy — what leaves your device, exactly
The free audit sends nothing. It runs inside your browser, and your photos wait in your browser's own storage — for a day at most — in case you buy.
Buying the review sends, once: your resized photos and your bio to the vision model that writes it, and the audit's measurements alongside. The photos are not written to a disk or a database — ours or anyone's — and are gone once the review is written. Your email goes to Stripe for the receipt and to us so we can send you the link. No account is created.
Full detail on the privacy page.
Common questions
- What's free and what's paid?
- Free: every photo scored on nine measurements and ranked into the order the numbers suggest, with the hard faults named — done on your own device, nothing uploaded, no signup. Paid ($19): the written review of the same set — the order argued, what each photo signals, what's missing, reshoot briefs, and a bio rewrite.
- What happens to my photos?
- For the free audit, nothing leaves your device. If you buy, your resized photos are held in your own browser's storage for up to a day, sent once over an encrypted connection to the vision model that writes the review, and discarded — we never write them to a disk or a database. The review refers to them by number and a short title, and small copies stay in your browser so the page can show them back to you.
- Does it judge how I look?
- No, and this is enforced, not promised. Both the free audit and the review judge the photograph — light, framing, setting, crop, expression as energy, what the set says — never the face or body. The written review is checked for that rule before it is shown to you; one that breaks it is regenerated.
- How is the review different from the free audit?
- The audit measures mechanics: face size, backlighting, sharpness, angle, who's in frame. It cannot see that the bathroom is in shot, which of four faces is you, or that all six pictures are the same head angle in the same jumper. The review sees all of that, across the whole set, and tells you what to do about it.
- Who is it for?
- Adults reviewing their own photos. We won't review photos of anyone who appears to be under 18, photos of other people, or explicit content — those are refunded automatically.
- What if it fails or I don't like it?
- If the review doesn't generate, the page simply asks you to send the photos again — nothing was kept, nothing is lost. If it generated and disappointed you, write to contact@photoverdict.com; we would rather refund than argue.
Start with the free audit
Your six, ranked in seconds.
On your phone, nothing uploaded. The written review is there afterwards if you want it.
Audit my photos — free →